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I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake
Every morning, I make for myself a protein shake. It is my impression that this is good behavior, healthy and so forth. I do ...
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What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. And buy Drew’s book, The ...
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The Big Pigeon Isn’t Scary Enough
The first thing I thought when I saw the big pigeon was I wish I didn’t know the big pigeon was here. Oh, I was plenty ...
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You Can’t Sell Tua Tagovailoa’s Story
Before Monday night’s game between the Miami Dolphins and Los Angeles Rams, ESPN reporter Jeff Darlington and Dolphins ...
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‘Somebody Somewhere’ Is A Dream Without A Deadline
Bridget Everett is 52. She was 48 when HBO took on her show Somebody Somewhere, now in its third and final season. The show, ...